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fayemeadows at 05:05am on 04/07/2001
fayemeadows at 05:05am on 04/07/2001Why do I keep getting ads in my inbox on natural penis enlargement and porn sites? Is this because I read slash? Fucking hell!
I just updated my journal and checked my mail and there, back to back, were ads on how to "increase your penis" (okay, now I'm laughing) and where to find the best pictures of underage, voyeuristic cheerleaders. Dammit! Just because I like to read squishy boy-love stories does not mean that I want all of this shit.
And what man in his right mind would try any of this penis enlargement garbage? This stupid email actually advises men to slam themselves in car doors because it increases blood flow to the affected area. Yeah, I'd love to see some dumbfuck try that. Do you really think a guy is going to want anyone near him after being slammed by a car door? I could just see my male friends if someone suggested this to them...bwahahaha. Oh, maybe a guy would like to order this ten pound weight that hangs from his penis...what, exactly, is the point of that? God, this shit is annoying. Vaguely amusing, but annoying.
Ugh, and the porn stuff...if I'm into slash, why would I want to see straight porn? At least send me ads with hot men together. Or, actually, just don't send me ads at all. Grrrr.
I just updated my journal and checked my mail and there, back to back, were ads on how to "increase your penis" (okay, now I'm laughing) and where to find the best pictures of underage, voyeuristic cheerleaders. Dammit! Just because I like to read squishy boy-love stories does not mean that I want all of this shit.
And what man in his right mind would try any of this penis enlargement garbage? This stupid email actually advises men to slam themselves in car doors because it increases blood flow to the affected area. Yeah, I'd love to see some dumbfuck try that. Do you really think a guy is going to want anyone near him after being slammed by a car door? I could just see my male friends if someone suggested this to them...bwahahaha. Oh, maybe a guy would like to order this ten pound weight that hangs from his penis...what, exactly, is the point of that? God, this shit is annoying. Vaguely amusing, but annoying.
Ugh, and the porn stuff...if I'm into slash, why would I want to see straight porn? At least send me ads with hot men together. Or, actually, just don't send me ads at all. Grrrr.